Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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