"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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