It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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