David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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