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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?

  (1-513): View more from Ohio

  The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I want to take my head off and cuddle with it

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  Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I was not drunk enough for that final.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband

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