If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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