I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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