Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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