Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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