3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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