well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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