You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you guys were way drunker than both of me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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