if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
