I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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