No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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