did you get engaged???
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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