Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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