Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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