talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Randomize
