Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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