yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
