I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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