I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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