I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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