Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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