Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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