I didn't shave. On purpose
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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