I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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