So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How does one acquire holy water?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
