I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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