I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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