he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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