I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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