God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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