Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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