So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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