found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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