Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Apparently you make a good broom.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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