you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
