Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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