I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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