Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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