I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm gonna fight the coyote
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
