she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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