we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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