Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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