I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
NoShamevember. You game?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
