I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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