i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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