You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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