Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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