There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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