so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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